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· Gay Hipster Nerd ·
17 · Non-Binary · Manchester

My real name is boring so you can call me Mage.

erens-jaeger-bombs:

it’s so frustrating when your fic ideas are bigger than your writing abilities 

Posted on Aug 28— 4 hours ago

ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

Posted on Aug 28— 4 hours ago
filed under→ ·ew

aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

Posted on Aug 28— 4 hours ago

mytra-fallen-angel:

boys-and-suicide:

Who can relate with this?

everyone

Posted on Aug 28— 5 hours ago
filed under→ ·queue
Posted on Aug 28— 5 hours ago
filed under→ ·gpoy

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

Posted on Aug 28— 5 hours ago
Posted on Aug 28— 5 hours ago
filed under→ ·five nights at freddy's

xxdarksakuracatxx:

tfw you’re a haunted homicidal animatronic purple rabbit in a goddamn pizzeria and that one arsehole keeps closing the door on you

(My Bonnie the bunny cosplay wip, still need to make my ears, tail, guitar and waistcoat but I’m happy with it so far tbh)

Posted on Aug 28— 5 hours ago

atheistpigeon:

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

The tour group

Posted on Aug 28— 7 hours ago
filed under→ ·that was beautiful

harzilla:

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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Posted on Aug 28— 7 hours ago

moriartys:

I’m just so emotionally attached to a lot of the people I follow. Like, I might not even talk to you, but I’ll see your little icon and url pop up on my dash and I’ll just stare at it and smile and be like: friend.

Posted on Aug 28— 7 hours ago

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

essayofthoughts:

indigoumbrella:

huffpostarts:

In The Not So Distant Future, Glow-In-The-Dark Trees Could Replace Street Lights

Is that… is that even healthy?

There are sea organisms and fungi which glow in the dark and there’s fireflies and jellyfish which glow in the dark. It doesn’t do them any harm nor does it do the people around them any harm. I would say its pretty healthy, as well as it would mean more photosynthesis happening in cities which mean cleaner air.

I was just curious about how they were doing it and for some reason I didn’t think to click the link. But thanks! It makes more sense now. I was afraid it was some kind of chemical thing.

nah just genetic modification using existing bioluminescent genes. Genetics is really cool, and so is bioluminescence. I mean they’ve already made pigs glow using jellyfish genes and pigs are waaay more complicated than trees iirc. So they’re actually (i think) less likely to muck it up with trees.

In which case

GLOWY

FORESTS

GLOWY

TREES

GLOWY

EVERYTHING

(I like glowy things)

Posted on Aug 28— 7 hours ago
filed under→ ·queue

frivolouswhim:

Regina’s fall

Posted on Aug 28— 8 hours ago
filed under→ ·ouat ·regina mills ·no bby no
Me: SHUT UP I'M WATCHING MY STORIES
*turns on cartoon show for children and weeps at it*
Posted on Aug 28— 8 hours ago

flabbey:

losing power in five nights at freddy’s

image

Posted on Aug 28— 8 hours ago